1) You can forget the phone at home without firing a ruckus.
2) can you stay at home and no one will smash the Maronites if one night you do not want to go out.
3) You do not have to go out with her friends and friends who just can not stand.
4) You can go as you please fuck with your friends that you just can not stand.
5) You must not ask "Do you?" every time he comes to your mind to do something and "What do you think, do you like?" every time you want to see a movie.
6) Do not you find hundreds of possible justifications for her that she is not his fault that one night just six scoglionato no particular reason.
7) You do not have a stupid hello every morning to write before you connect the brain upon waking.
8) Do not you have to stay until one o'clock at night to send sms with sickly sweet phrases that would throw any sane when in reality your brain is asleep for a while.
9) You can watch your wallet and find out, with surprise, which is nice to pay only for himself.
10) You can retrieve a healthy relationship with nature and the world. From a cloud for you boyfriend is "a cluster of drops falling on your face if that would make you beautiful", while on the single is just a black cloud (shit is going to rain!).
11) You do not have attacked his parents because they want you to head home girlfriends ...
12) You do not have to listen scassamaroni in more than one, on the eve of the examination university, when you do not want to do a shit says: "The love you have to study." You want so much to say, "Fuck you and HER 1000 pages!" and instead you're forced to say: "You're right love, now I start. "Then, on time, after two seconds, you're snoring like a hibernating dormouse !!...
13) do not have to suffer the wake of the curfew that your parents have deleted years ago ...
14) are not forced to have the incazzatura abysmal, with an adjacent strong temptation to leave it at home when you arrive on time (even 5 minutes before) and she makes you wait half an hour under the house like a jerk while you hibernate in the car because the temperature is to 10 degrees below zero ...
15) You can go out without delay when all evening there is an annoying little voice that tells you your ear: "Look! Then it is I who am late !!"...
16) do not have to rack your brains for choosing gifts that them ...
17) You can watch a nice pussy free without that, within you, activate the device beghelli of guilt that she has planted you by surprise with the first kiss ...
18) You are not forced to watch as unclean things "Twilight" (with attached behind the actor friends who drool over cool you looked like a shit and making stupid jokes), and left the cinema, when you want to shout to the world that you BALLS TO PIECES I must also say: "Love how beautiful it was the film" ...
19) You are not forced to sit next to her if, at a meeting or meetings, late arrivals and consequently do not have to justify yourself if you came home, as expected, starts to make you: "Love, but did not want to stay next to me? What's happening? Do not love me anymore? Why? Do not you like me like before? Has it bothered you something? "" No, dickhead, I arrived 5 minutes later and did not want UNCOMFORTABLE APPROPRIATIONS ...
20) do not have to go to the fiorario on special occasions in and out, with sadness to think that those 20 € your hand in the form of flowers after 5 days will end up in the garbage ...
21) If you go out with friends and she is not there, you are not forced to get away from the world standing all night on her cell phone in hand .. .
22) You pass the days without work and study without any break you, but above all without anyone knowing ...
23) You do not have to listen to his mental masturbations and his paranoia and you can freely see that it is easier to follow the proof of a theorem at the university level that his arguments ...
24) You are not forced to make a sad face if by chance one evening she feels sad. Just one night when you feel him as strange that inexplicable joy ...
25) You do not have to hear things like: "When there's another guy next to me you do not angry, then you're not jealous, then do not love me enough." As if the boys go around boyfriends like Bruce Willis with a gun in his hand ready to shoot the first one who crosses the line of the border ...
26) For travel by bus can safely occupy the two seats stretching as you please without that there is someone who wants to put his head on your shoulders and you have to stand still or I wake up ...
27) You can start to put aside a few pennies and start to get some presents ...
28) You do not have to put up those boring birthday parties of his friends who have never seen or never see again in your life where you would like only a cot and a pillow ...
29) You do not have to hear phrases that are creepy, like: "Look how beautiful love that child. What I'd like one ..." and having to stop your hands that would like to strangle ...
30) You are not required to make the broadcast of your days by sms ...
31) You can share the photos on facebook and receive a beautiful pussy comments of approval by the greetings of your friends or a new friend on your dashboard, without seeing you ruined the evening to discuss hours with her and justified
32) You can watch the screen of the phone and with great indifference see that there are no messages ...
33) You can finally have a hobby idiot without being answered by anyone who is a hobby idiot ...
34) Now you can make 130 / h without you arrive early to the sermon: "What took you so little? You've run it? I told you that you should not run? What are you doing?", While the your brain is going to give her a one-way ticket for a good Fuck Tuor ...
35) If one night you're depressed, you can take antidepressants to your favorites (Nutella ice cream in winter and summer) without her pull out of the bag Mery Poppins who finds the tables with the nutritional values \u200b\u200b...
36) You do not have to describe in detail your ex and find the differences that make it better than others. For your friends your ex retry all of the spirit in the great category entitled "Very large assholes" ...
37) You can dress as you please without they leave comments like, "Love, but you did ... That sweater and shirt set that you can not see. Can not you see that the celestiaco cobalt blue coat just does not go with light green pea with a white tip of Golf "...
38) You do not have to look carefully every time because otherwise you angry if you do not realize that you have cut the hair of 5 cm or changed rimmed glasses ...
39) The battery in your mobile phone can finally relax and go back to being recharged once a week and not once a day ...
40) can finally begin to reconnect the brain to mouth without having to mediate your thoughts to make them more acceptable. IF YOU CAN TURN THE BALLS TO SAY OPENLY ...
2) can you stay at home and no one will smash the Maronites if one night you do not want to go out.
3) You do not have to go out with her friends and friends who just can not stand.
4) You can go as you please fuck with your friends that you just can not stand.
5) You must not ask "Do you?" every time he comes to your mind to do something and "What do you think, do you like?" every time you want to see a movie.
6) Do not you find hundreds of possible justifications for her that she is not his fault that one night just six scoglionato no particular reason.
7) You do not have a stupid hello every morning to write before you connect the brain upon waking.
8) Do not you have to stay until one o'clock at night to send sms with sickly sweet phrases that would throw any sane when in reality your brain is asleep for a while.
9) You can watch your wallet and find out, with surprise, which is nice to pay only for himself.
10) You can retrieve a healthy relationship with nature and the world. From a cloud for you boyfriend is "a cluster of drops falling on your face if that would make you beautiful", while on the single is just a black cloud (shit is going to rain!).
11) You do not have attacked his parents because they want you to head home girlfriends ...
12) You do not have to listen scassamaroni in more than one, on the eve of the examination university, when you do not want to do a shit says: "The love you have to study." You want so much to say, "Fuck you and HER 1000 pages!" and instead you're forced to say: "You're right love, now I start. "Then, on time, after two seconds, you're snoring like a hibernating dormouse !!...
13) do not have to suffer the wake of the curfew that your parents have deleted years ago ...
14) are not forced to have the incazzatura abysmal, with an adjacent strong temptation to leave it at home when you arrive on time (even 5 minutes before) and she makes you wait half an hour under the house like a jerk while you hibernate in the car because the temperature is to 10 degrees below zero ...
15) You can go out without delay when all evening there is an annoying little voice that tells you your ear: "Look! Then it is I who am late !!"...
16) do not have to rack your brains for choosing gifts that them ...
17) You can watch a nice pussy free without that, within you, activate the device beghelli of guilt that she has planted you by surprise with the first kiss ...
18) You are not forced to watch as unclean things "Twilight" (with attached behind the actor friends who drool over cool you looked like a shit and making stupid jokes), and left the cinema, when you want to shout to the world that you BALLS TO PIECES I must also say: "Love how beautiful it was the film" ...
19) You are not forced to sit next to her if, at a meeting or meetings, late arrivals and consequently do not have to justify yourself if you came home, as expected, starts to make you: "Love, but did not want to stay next to me? What's happening? Do not love me anymore? Why? Do not you like me like before? Has it bothered you something? "" No, dickhead, I arrived 5 minutes later and did not want UNCOMFORTABLE APPROPRIATIONS ...
20) do not have to go to the fiorario on special occasions in and out, with sadness to think that those 20 € your hand in the form of flowers after 5 days will end up in the garbage ...
21) If you go out with friends and she is not there, you are not forced to get away from the world standing all night on her cell phone in hand .. .
22) You pass the days without work and study without any break you, but above all without anyone knowing ...
23) You do not have to listen to his mental masturbations and his paranoia and you can freely see that it is easier to follow the proof of a theorem at the university level that his arguments ...
24) You are not forced to make a sad face if by chance one evening she feels sad. Just one night when you feel him as strange that inexplicable joy ...
25) You do not have to hear things like: "When there's another guy next to me you do not angry, then you're not jealous, then do not love me enough." As if the boys go around boyfriends like Bruce Willis with a gun in his hand ready to shoot the first one who crosses the line of the border ...
26) For travel by bus can safely occupy the two seats stretching as you please without that there is someone who wants to put his head on your shoulders and you have to stand still or I wake up ...
27) You can start to put aside a few pennies and start to get some presents ...
28) You do not have to put up those boring birthday parties of his friends who have never seen or never see again in your life where you would like only a cot and a pillow ...
29) You do not have to hear phrases that are creepy, like: "Look how beautiful love that child. What I'd like one ..." and having to stop your hands that would like to strangle ...
30) You are not required to make the broadcast of your days by sms ...
31) You can share the photos on facebook and receive a beautiful pussy comments of approval by the greetings of your friends or a new friend on your dashboard, without seeing you ruined the evening to discuss hours with her and justified
32) You can watch the screen of the phone and with great indifference see that there are no messages ...
33) You can finally have a hobby idiot without being answered by anyone who is a hobby idiot ...
34) Now you can make 130 / h without you arrive early to the sermon: "What took you so little? You've run it? I told you that you should not run? What are you doing?", While the your brain is going to give her a one-way ticket for a good Fuck Tuor ...
35) If one night you're depressed, you can take antidepressants to your favorites (Nutella ice cream in winter and summer) without her pull out of the bag Mery Poppins who finds the tables with the nutritional values \u200b\u200b...
36) You do not have to describe in detail your ex and find the differences that make it better than others. For your friends your ex retry all of the spirit in the great category entitled "Very large assholes" ...
37) You can dress as you please without they leave comments like, "Love, but you did ... That sweater and shirt set that you can not see. Can not you see that the celestiaco cobalt blue coat just does not go with light green pea with a white tip of Golf "...
38) You do not have to look carefully every time because otherwise you angry if you do not realize that you have cut the hair of 5 cm or changed rimmed glasses ...
39) The battery in your mobile phone can finally relax and go back to being recharged once a week and not once a day ...
40) can finally begin to reconnect the brain to mouth without having to mediate your thoughts to make them more acceptable. IF YOU CAN TURN THE BALLS TO SAY OPENLY ...
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